Are you the Florida Man who calls 911 to get his kitten into the strip club or the one who spent two days in a closet before realizing it was unlocked? The zodiac, as always, holds the answer.
Darrell Piacenza has been charged sexual battery, sexual cyberharassment, simple battery, soliciting for prostitution and drug possession after a state agency began looking into derelict boats anchored outside of St. Petersburg.