Amber reflects on her drama-starting ways by riding a skateboard. “I just want to have fun and turn up,” she says as she skoots around by herself. Eventually, Beatrice comes down to give her lesson in boarding.
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Kat is already crushing on Beatrice and might be seeing her as an easy way to get over her ex. “I don't normally go for redheads,” says Kat as she salivates over the new roommate.
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That night at the club, Kat buys Beatrice some flowers. Beatrice isn't subtle about what that will lead to.
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Amber jumps in bed with the new couple, preventing Kat from getting it in. What a cock-block! Wait, vag-block? Is that a thing?
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A visibly hung over Jenna reveals the new girl's pic. Lauren immediately recognizes her from home. “She's a little skanky … but I wouldn't mind having another slut in the house. Why not!” Slutty sisters skanking together! Hooray!
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Jas decides to feel out the energy of the new girl. “Let me check her jujus,” she says as she rubs her face against the picture. “She's a snooze,” Jas declares before invoking the spirit and banishing some more evil ghosties.
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Jas and Amber decorate the new girl's bed with candy and condoms and a lovely little poem. (But someone didn't come correct with their grammar. “You're” not “your”, baby.)
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Enter Alicia! This beauty has a chronic case of resting bitch face and some bad a*s tattoos to match. A former beauty queen and “gothic cheerleader” is coming to the house to work on her insecurity issues.
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The best way to introduce yourself to a house full of Bad Girls: bend over and bust it open! “You do have a nice butt for a white girl!” exclaims Jas. Looks like Alicia is fitting in just fine.
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Let's just pause for a second to honor this queen's perfect outfit right here.
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Kat and Beatrice hop in the bathtub that was, only a few days ago, filled with condiments and designer handbags. Beatrice has a man at home, but that won't stop her from messin' around with other girls.
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Jas is scaring Alicia with all her talk of juju rituals. I'd be scared too if I had to deal with this wide-eyed crazyface every damn day. “I don't know if Ali's afraid of me but she should be,” says Jas.
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Ali starts messing around on Beatrice's skateboard. Beatrice interrupts her bubbly-fun-time with Kat to tell a bitch off. “I'm definitely in the Bad Girls House,” says Ali, reflecting on the absurd situation.
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Jas leads the house in a juju ritual with the intention of spooking Alicia. It works.
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The girls split up into teams to see who can raise the most money at a charity car wash. “Be the sluttiest slut you've ever been,” pleads Jenna to her gang. This advice is also applicable to most of life.
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As a result of Lauren's team losing the car-wash challenge, they are forced to wear some pretty absurd outfits out to the club. Ali is looking like a reject Jem and the Holograms member in her green and purple sequin getup, but she handles the whole thing pretty well anyway.
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The whole house is rooting for a Kat and Beatrice hook-up, so when the two finally make out in the van home, everyone starts cheering.
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The new girls get to meet Life Coach Laura, who tries to inspire them with self-help platitudes while they recount their horrifying life histories.
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It's Kat's birthday! Someone buys her cupcakes, which means Jas is on high alert. Somehow, the girls start popping off anyway.
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Everything's going fine until one of Kat's gays from home starts running his mouth. “People are talking about you and you,” he says to Amber and Lauren apropos of nothing. Who's the real Bad Girl in this house now?
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Ok this one's hard to follow: Kat's friend approaches Amber and Lauren about someone talking sh*t. Amber and Lauren think that Ali is the culprit. Ali tries to confront Kat's friend about the rumor he started. Jas tries to get everyone to calm down so that no one ruins Kat's birthday. Kat ends up getting dragged into it anyway. Jas gets mad at Ali for bringing anything up at all. Got it? Great. Everyone hates each other again. And we were doing so well!
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Kat takes the high road and assures everyone that everything is cool and that her friend is a hater. We good now. (But wait, Jas is still kind of pissed. God dammit.)
